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CHUMS
Ammond Raidie PSYCHESLANTERN / psychesLantern [PL] A very... liberated girl. Practical. Yes. A very practical sort of liberated girl. She's Ienzo's server and a troll. She came to help when I acquired Ienzo's breaks and bruises. I think I should get her a very nice blouse for Christmas... or sooner. Certainly sooner if she's a birthday before that. She’s aware of the understanding between myself and Ienzo and has threatened to injure me severely should anything go awry on that front. Best to keep my toes in line. I mean it’s what I’d do for Ienzo anyway, but there’s that added incentive of not being beaten to a jelly that really moves a chap.	Cassandra Mortmain CASTLECAPTURED / midsummerMaiden [MM] That rare sort of girl that is charming, intelligent, striking in profile, of a marriageable age, and has absolutely no interest in it at all. She's from only a decade beyond my own and I know knew? Will know? Well, whichever tense it is, I'm acquainted with Topaz, her step-mother, and familiar with her father's book. Ms. Mortmain's another girl who reminds me of Angela. She does seem a bit sad, but given the dire circs, it’s understandable. Has some sort of rivalry with Ms. Merricat that I confess I don't altogether understand.
Eridan Ampora SPEAKEROFTHEVVASTWWEH / caligulasAquarium [CA] Troll chappie who came to LOPAP to help out with some quests after the masquerade. Well, he offered me a bit of advice on love, as one does. I can't say we completely understood each other, but he was there to celebrate with me when I found out I wasn't actually married to Ms. Merricat. Very helpful sort of bloke, though he's developed an aversion to my bee consorts. Not entirely sure why.	Gentaro Kisaragi UCHUUKITA / chummyDelinquent [CD] The absolute friendliest chap in the game! He'd make friends out of the sky if it were contrary to the idea. A young fellow full of the vim and vigor of life. He looks like a laborer of some sort for his togs, but everyone dresses a bit off here. His hair reminds me of a badger, and he's got it into his head that bedazzling everyday garb is the height of fashion. Still, even if he can't be reasoned with there, he's an excellent bird and one I'm happy to call a friend. Is Saionji's 'moirail'. Again with these bizarre terms for what seems to just be a very good chum. UPDATE: I’m sorry to report the fellow’s lost his right arm. It’s apparently the result of trying to make friends with Ms. GLaDOS. Dreadful business, but I mean to give her a talking to. Just not on to be disarming a man in the sense of his limbs rather than rifles!
Hobbes FEROCIOUSTIGER / ferociousTiger [FT] A real-live tiger! Well, I mean, he says he's imaginary, but he seems real enough to me. And that's what counts. He's made me nervous about Benjamin, though. I tried to talk to the old quacker and there was nothing doing. I can't see or hear him anymore. I've taken to moving the fellow around the flat to give him a change of pace. Benjamin, that is, not Hobbes. In any case, Hobbes is a brilliant cat and an absolute delight. He showed us how to play this fantastic whatsit called Calvinball. I've made note of it so that I can introduce it to the Drones when I get back home.	Ienzo DISCARDTHEX / inventiveArchivist [IA] I'm not entirely sure this bird is in his right mind. He seemed a normal enough sort when I met him at Ms. Tsukino's film night. Well, as normal as a chap can be when he's thrust into some strange and flatt outrageous togs. I didn't think he was too bizarre from the memos or posts, but he has the most outlandish responses to life-or-death scenarios. Took getting broken into about twenty pieces in stride and then acted as though we were taking a lovely stroll through the park after nearly setting me on fire and causing an explosion. Well, I mean I nearly caused the explosion, but you'd think a cove might make more of a hullabaloo about mixing acids and fire and water all together. He's also the chap that I discovered my 'powers' with, such as they are. I really don't fancy being the 'Lamb.' UPDATE 1: Turns out the strange behavior was part of some funny business with game powers. He's come out of that now, thankfully, and seems to be much more the cove I encountered at Ms. Tsukino's film night. He's picks up dancing very quickly. I'd like to have him over again for that maybe when we're not both drunk, though. The most peculiar notions and happenings occur when a chap's drunk. He seemed to have thought kissing was a jolly good idea and I did too NOT, but so it goes. We press on. His hair smells nice. UPDATE 2: He went on a date with Jay, but that was a bit of a wash. Ended up breaking the chap's nose. Silver linings abound, though! He and Jay seem to have found an amicable sort of relationship out of the thing. And there's a bit more. Well. Very warm relations all around, I suppose. I seem to have fallen into a habit of kissing the fellow. I think we have an understanding, but I'm a bit afraid to ask. UPDATE 3: I think I am very much in danger of being head over spats for this man. We have an understanding.
Jay Zimin SWISHYWIZARD / arcaneElegance [AE] The first chap to ring round to my flat after arriving. He's a good egg, though he does have a way of seeking out trouble by acting the silly ass. Also tends to make me feel a bit fluttery at times for no readily discernible reason. Might be the fashion. He wears togs I'd more often associate with beazels. Courting Wulfenbach. Has, erm... kissed me a few times, and everyone seems to think we're 'moirails', though I did not agree to that. Dashed awkward business. Yes. Well. That's enough to be getting on with. UPDATE: He's come to live with me on LOPAP now Klaus is gone. Disheartening circs, but I'm happy to have him about. Helps to have another eye for these puzzling quests. I'm also trying to find him a new sweetheart. Matters are progressing as one might expect with one Jay Zimin in the mix.	Jaynne Crocer CUMULATING / gallantGendarme [AG] My client, originally. A very skeptical troll beazel. Didn't believe that I was really a human until we met face-to-face. She disappeared, but she's back again! Sleuthing the good sleuth, I reckon. I don't think I've ever met a girl so keen on mysteries. It's delightful! Like what I imagine Agatha Christie must have been like when she was all pigtails and long socks. I'm really hoping to reconnect with her again because I did miss her like billy-o when she left. Not to say my current client isn't a joy, but it felt a little special, saving Jaynne from imminent doom myself, like a knight of old... with a decidedly doubtful dame.
Nephel Dromei ACROPHOBIC / benignZeppelin [BZ] A lovely girl and the first properly non-human alien I met face-to-face. Timid beazel in many ways, but by Jove the girl's got spirit. She totes a bally rifle about and strangles beasts with grappling line. Brainy type, as well, so she's really an all-rounder. She tried to explain quadrants and the mandatory military service these trolls have, but I must confess it's still beyond me. Reminds me of my cousin Angela. I could certainly come to rely on her as a cousin, alien or not, and she’s a very dear friend.	Rhyme PLATITUDEPARLANCE / platitudeParlance [PP] The sort of girl that makes a chap feel as though he could face a hundred foes whilst climbing Everest and swimming the Channel all at the same time. There's just something about her that makes me want to act like a proper uncle. I gave her my first moonbike during the movie night so she'd have a reliable means of transport home. She was excessively grateful. We seem to have become regular partners in crime, as well. She helped me attempt to divest the snacks table of its more deadly elements before Ghostlight chased us off. She's a life-saver. I nearly had to eat some sort of poisoned pastry.
Roark “Rocky” Rickaby CATANDTHEFIDDLE / merrymakingMercurial [MM] A cat who plays the fiddle. And properly a cat! Hails from America and comes from really not at all long into my future... if I were a cat. There's a thought. Right, well, he's a musical cove, and we've had the brilliant idea to strike up a band together under the label of the Original Incipisphere Jazz Band. Seems the lively sort and knows his props from his noodles, if I'm any judge on matters vernacular. I think he might have a card or two missing in the old deck, though.	Sirius Black PURMONCUL / hamletSoliloquies [HS] A fellow public school man, and a wizard, if you can believe it! Dashed interesting stuff. He's one of the lads, as far as I can tell, and a dashed fine sort. I'd like to get to know him better, really. There's a dearth of Englishmen in this game, and Wooster, B. is firmly of the belief that natives of Old Blighty should stick together. Especially when there are several bizarre birds here who seem to discount them at the outset. Can come off a bit brash, but chaps will be chaps.
The Doctor TEMPORALADVENTURER / temporalAdventurer [TA] A time-traveling alien who's centuries old! I can hardly believe how fantastic this is! It sets the lemon up for a sound whirling. Ran into a spot of trouble with not wanting to kill the black and toothy numbers around here. Had the same hang-ups myself at first, to be perfectly honest, so I can understand the chap's thoughts on the matter. I’ve discovered all sorts of even more improbable things about him. His ship is alive and he stole her away. He’s had more than one life and switches out his map every now and again while remaining the same man at heart. He does seem a little lonely, though. I hope whenever he does get back home, he’ll have plenty of companions to fill the TARDIS with him.	Yuna OPTIMALENDURANCE / optimalEndurance [OE] A steady and kind girl by all accounts. She's very sweet, sisterly, but she seems to have her moments of breaking down and crying like any beazel worth her salt. I'm happy to lend a shoulder, but I do hope it's not when Jay's sobbing his heart, as well, again. I'm interested in these 'Spiran' games that she mentioned are played when someone you love dies. It sounds like a Celtic wake, and I think it might do Jay some good. In any case, Ms. Yuna's delightful when she isn't crying. I dearly hope that isn't a regular occurance as I hate to see a fine, upstanding beazel brought to tears of any kind save ones that are joyous in nature.
ACQUAINTANCES
Alfred Jones UNION_JACKED / gildedLiberty [GL] American chappie who's really more cocksure than any fellow has a right to be. Seems to think the sun has or will set on the British Empire. I'm not entirely sure I believe him given that he has some sort of grudge against me and my countrymen. I'm sure we'll be able to set him right on Old Blighty with the proper application of thingness that makes the English so, well, English!	Bianca KLUTZY / aislingAgathism [AA] The girl who hosted the Halloween party. Well, 'hosted' may be taking it a bit far. Her sprite, Ghostlight, did the hosting. Ms. Bianca appears to have been dragged into it, kicking and screaming, by her ankles. Goes in for the tears easily enough, and it does move even the hardest hearts to see the poor thing coming over all soggy. I do hope she'll be able to rein in that sprite of hers.
Billy Kaplan ACTUALLYJEWISH / damnitKaplan [DK] Another American with some dashed interesting magical powers. I'd love to see him at work, but I don't think he likes me very much. We seem to have stepped off on the wrong foot, and I've been just a little wary of approaching the man since. He seems like the sensible sort, though! I mean, well, beyond flaring up like my Uncle George's gout when the winter's on and someone's given him the pip. I believe he's Ms. Mortmain's very good friend, so I think I might have to ask her about trying to rally him round.	Cersei Lannister GOLDENFOOL / vesuvianLioness [VL] A queen! I can hardly believe the company a chap finds himself in here. I sent her the codes for Jeeves' library, but specifically the ones for Through the Looking Glass and Alice's Adventures in Wonderland to help her with her cat consorts. Tricky stuff, picking out the bits that will be funny to those of the feline persuasion. She's a proper monarch - though eminently fair and forgiving! - so I'll be minding the Wooster manners in the closest way when she's about.
GLaDOS TETRODOTOX1N / neuroToxin [NT] I think she might be serious She’s very serious about this murder business. Isn't much of a fan of the whole of human literature, but she's read my books and short stories! Rather a fine thing to find here, I fancy. Kisaragi and I might make a friend of her yet to turn her off this toxin and killing nonsense. Kisaragi went over to her land to try to rally her round to friendship and ended up losing an arm in the effort. I think he’s still keen on the venture, but I think I’ll stay well clear save to give her a very stern talking to about this business of hurting a perfectly nice fellow like Kisaragi for no reason. There has to be a limit, what?	Jade Harley OVERBITE / gardenGnostic [GG] Fantastic dancer! The best I've met here, I think. Knows a thing or three about jazz and how to kick her heels up to it properly. Like Ms. Ammond, she's a very... progressive girl. I think I'll get her a swimsuit for Christmas. Definitely a solid investment.
Jake English FRIENDLYPUELLUS / prachtigerCheer [PC] Magical chappie who's from the same world as Wulfenbach. Gave us all a terrible fright when he seemed to drop dead without his soul whatsit. That aside, he seems to be a chipper and friendly fellow. He's near enough to British to be counted as a cousin to our great land, I think. Smashing choice in vocabulary, as well. One of the few coves I think I can really understand here.	Kyouichi Saionji EIEN-NO-TAME / saionjiKyouichi [SK] A fierce chap with the fighting spirit of the East in him. He's something of a blighter as he seems to have it out for Jay and half the girls in our company, but there is ever hope! He's best friends - 'moirails' - with Kisaragi, so I know the fellow can have some semblance of good taste. I just hope he'll be able to bear up and become a man worthy to count Kisaragi as a chum. And me, as well, if it comes to that. I'm sure between myself and Kisaragi, we can hash out Jay and Saionji's differences. They both have magic in the worlds they come from and they're both foreign... more or less. They just don't know they're not meant to be acting like cocks in the fighting ring, yet. And once that’s settled, I’ll look into talking with him about Ms. Merricat and the rest. Ienzo, as well. Really, this chap goes out of his way to be un-endearing, it seems.
Mary Katherine “Merricat” Blackwood AGARICAGORAPHOBE / agaricAgoraphobe [AA] A somewhat peculiar young lady who I thought I'd married for a while. Turned out to be a misunderstanding and I'd really married a snake. Bizarre things this game throws at a chap. Ms. Merricat is an odd one herself. I can't tell if she's joking when she says she wants everyone to die. I think she's just playing like girls do sometimes. She fancies herself a cat on occasion, so I wouldn't put it past her. Otherwise, she's a nice enough girl. I think she really needs more friends. She does seem a touch lonely. UPDATE: Ms. Merricat's taken to blazing the trail on winning the game. She seems kinder than before. Perhaps a bit happier? I'm going to be keeping a weather eye on matters, though. She's taken up with de Killer. I'm not sure I see the appeal, but she's happy with him for now and that's enough.	Miles Edgeworth SHIRTRUFFLES / prosecutingAttorney [PA] A solicitor of some description. I'll have to be on my toes around the chap. Luckily, Aunt Dahlia and Stiffy and Tuppy and Florence aren't about to ask me to do mad things, so I think I'll be all right. The sorry dearth of policemen also lends itself to avoiding the snatching of said p.'s helmets. He says he's a smart dresser, but I'll have to meet the cove in person to make any determinations.
Misaya Reiroukan LOOSETHEDOGS / cruelMistress [CM] Bit of an odd girl, but very keen on the investigation. I played the Watson to her Holmes at the Halloween party. Well, I mean, I had my Holmesian moments, of course, but she was really the one doling out the whatfors and whodoneits.	Nico Minoru STAFFOFONE / sisterGrimm [SG] Fantastically magical sort of beazel I met properly in-person at the Halloween party. It was touch and go there when she pulled out a bally great knife, but it was all part and parcel to the staff that popped out of her. She was kind enough to fix my pirate hat after Ghostlight burned the feather off, and she even tried to make the decorations more cheery. I'm learning all sorts of modern slang from her about my 'scene' and such. Spot of trouble with her mum, apparently (no news on the dad, yet), but she seems to be getting on well enough for having her parental whatsit try to off her. Oh, that sounds harsh. I hope she's really all right with things and not just doing that thing that girls do sometimes when they're trying to fox you about some terrible thing or other.
Ryusei Sakuta WORSTACTOR / fateDecided [FD] One of Kisaragi's chums from back home. I'm not entirely sure what to make of the bird. He seems a nice enough fellow and can jump headlong into the spirit of a thing when he's given the time. I'd like to get to know him better. I think he's actually speaking English to me, properly. He sounds much more foreign than Kisaragi did when we met in person.	Shelly de Killer DISARMINGSMILE / dandyKnockoffing [DK] A fiend of the first order! He's an assassin. And not the sort that biffs Crusaders over the head in Arabia. The blighter has the nerve to come off as a perfectly respectable sort of gentleman, too. Dashed unfair, really. I do like his dress sense, but his specter stabbed me at the Masquerade, and I wouldn't trust him so far as I could throw him.
The Grand Highblood DEATHVOICES / holisticGenocide [HG] I've had to have strong words with this chap about frightening Jay, but he seems to have laid off. He's some dashed fine poetical language, but he's a terrifying chappie. His specter acted as the priest at my and Ms. Merricat's wedding. Keen on blue tones and something to do with goats.	The Signless SPOKETHETRUTH / gnosticContagion [GC] A troll chappie who's gone funny in the head as of late. He was an upstanding fellow at the outset of the masquerade on his planet, though. Let me bring my bees round to act as a proper band for the venue when the Davrex fellow wasn't playing his songs. He came by when I was prototyped and asked me all sorts of bizarre questions. I still can't quite twig to what he was aiming for. I do hope he'll get better soon. He seems to be worrying a bucket load of friends what with the way he's been acting and talking. UPDATE: Appears he’s on the mend, at least in the mental sense. His body is still hopping about carrying out misdeeds most foul. I’m not entirely sure how that happened, but I’m beginning to think nothing is impossible here.
Tony Stark GROOMOFBOOM / notoriousTech [NT] This chap will be the death of me. He's a brilliant and witty fellow and some sort of 'hateflirting' Casanova. Clever as two foxes rubbed together when it comes to machinery and particularly masterful in his facial trimmings. Thinks rather a lot of himself, and though it's warranted, I imagine, talks rather a lot of himself, as well. He's my server now and has taken to... recording the goings on at the Wooster abode. He knows about certain things I really wish he didn't and he keeps trying to help me. Lord, but he makes me nervous. I never know when my entire flat will be rearranged or more pictures of him or that Efron cove will appear on the walls. I think I need to see about finding the fellow a hobby that doesn't involve minding me at all.	Usagi Tsukino TIARAKIND / stolenManga [SM] A decidedly unusual beazel. Is magical and wears clothes that, well, she's certainly appropriate wearing what she will, but it's not something typically seen on girls outside the bedroom. Still, she's a friendly sort when she isn't giving me the gimlet eye about questioning her dress sense. Has some sort of healing abilities and hosted a night with a portable cinema where the prototyping glitch occurred. She also appears to have been some sort of princess in a past life. Noble and notable stuff, no doubt.
Vladik Vathek BLOODLETTER / childeHorrid [CH] Another of these indigo troll chappies, but much more well-spoken. I think it's a solid indication of character, the care a fellow takes with his words. I have an outstanding invitation drinks that I need to mind with him. I'm a little leery with Jay being here on LOPAP now, though. All that bad blood with the Grand Highblood. I don't think Vathek much likes him, though. I'd ask, but it's one of those whatsits where I think they'd prefer to have certain things go unsaid. And we Woosters are nothing if not discreet!	Vriska Serket CHELICER8 / arachnidsGrip [AG] Piratically-inclined troll beazel. She’s a right laugh, willing jump nose first into a bit of role-playing for the fun of it. I met her at Ms. Bianca’s Halloween party as a fellow freebooter. We squared off as pirates must, of course. Traditional to rattle the sabers and ready the pistols and all that. Of course, I let her vanquish me for the title of top pirate. Dashed fun to get there. I should say ‘what ho’ to her some other time.
Zhosma Sheele JUSTBECLAWS / hieraticHeretic [HH] Another troll, but I think she might also be a cat? I'm not entirely sure if she's a cat like Ms. Merricat or a proper one like Hobbes, though. I suppose meeting the beazel in person would answer the question. She seems an all right sort, if a bit talon-clawed around some chaps.
DISAPPEARED
Jane CRUELDRAGONSTHESIS / thievingTithe [TT] An extraordinary woman! She has some sort of magical powers with alchemy and can make a single string play a whole melody. It's fantastic, and she's an amiable sort in person. Can be a bit brusque on the network, but I think it's just a bit of bravado. You know how these exceptional birds and beazels can get. Was apparently snatched away from kith and kin as an anklebiter and sent to live with elves. She's in university at the moment for her alchemy. I wouldn't mind those sorts of studies.	Klaus Wulfenbach WISHEDFORWAFFLES / damoclesObligation [DO] A dour sort of fellow who has a surprisingly wicked sense of humor. Reminds me a bit of Jeeves that way. He also makes me go a bit fluttery, though, I would attribute this to his fists having previously made an intimate acquaintance of my face after a minor disagreement over his preux credentials. Courting Jay. A fit cove. He transforms into some sort of magical chappie with togs that shows off his midr musc interesting powers.
Jinto Lynn WEEABHOO / imperialBackbone [IB] One of those fellows with a family name that stretches from Land's End to John o' Groats and back. Military and royal, but a dashed progressive sort. He works on a spaceship, as mad as that sounds, and was commissioned under a girl who's apparently some sort of alien beazel. She lives in space. I've met him a few times now, and he's a pleasant chap. Make a fine futuristic chef.	Mabel Pines RYHMESWITHSHMABEL / humanSized [HS] My client for a time. A resourceful beazel, even in miniature. I don't think we see eye-to-eye on fashion, but girls will be girls. I'm sure she'll rally round to more sensible choices sans bedazzling when she's a few more years in her. She has the remarkable ability to buck a chap up when he's glum, which is a delightful change from most of the little girls I knew back home. Made a man quake in his boots for fear of their sly needling.
Pinkie Pie CANNONKIND / cupcakeConnoisseur [CC] A pony! A bright pink pony who's for parties and dancing and talking and everything else. It's really astounding the sorts of whatsits this game has managed to wrangle all into one box. She's the friendliest four-legged beazel I've ever come across and talented, too. She sent me a personalized cupcake when I first arrived, and she's just been an all around fantastic since. I'm afraid she's taken her leave of us now, but I do hope it means she's back with all her friends.

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